It seems we have a little predicament on our hands.

Recently, as in today recently, as in we've barely gotten ourselves moved in, my female-self and I came into the possession of a giant tree house. House? No way! This place is a castle in its own right. You could exhaust yourself running from one side to the other (and he's to hoping you notice the edge and we don't have a little trouble on our hands). I don't think I could possibly come up with the right words to describe how amazing this place is.

Now, for those of you that are familiar with the two of us, or those of you that are only familiar with my female-self... You should be familiar with how we live. With a place like this at our disposal, who knows what could happen!

And that's why my female-self and I have decided to hold AUDITIONS FOR THE POSITION OF A LOVELY MAID. You heard that right! How lucky you would be, finding yourself in the employment of not only a princess, but an (single) EMPEROR.

How could you possibly resist that?

I know you're all just as excited as I am! If you're interested (which I know you probably are)? Go ahead and answer these questions for us. We'll get back to you as soon as possible with an answer~ ♥

( Here lie the rather simple questions. Put all you can into it! )

This definitely holds the title as the weirdest dream I've ever had.

...Wait.

You're not supposed to interact with dreams like this, are you?

Jade, if you're somehow using every bit of your imagination to punish me for sneaking out to put a little alcohol in my system, you can stop now. We have to get back to Grand Chokmah eventually, you know. Leaving me all alone in a place like this won't get you a promotion.

Where is this?


[ ooc: I'm completely terrible and he doesn't remember that he's been assassinated. Um. ]